THIS IS WHAT COMES OUT OF THE “MOUTHS OF BABIES” – SPARE ME AND GOD SAVE OUR ECONOMY
Just before ringing the bell in celebration of Facebook’s IPO, founder Mark Zuckerberg had this to say:
“Right now, this all seems like a big deal. Going public is an important milestone in our history. But here’s the thing. Our mission isn’t to be a public company. Our mission is to make the world more open and connected.”
Mark, listen up! Your #1 priority in running a public company (valued on the idiocy of mass hysteria), is what? Growing the business and making money!
AND THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT DEFINER OF OUR TIMES – CERTAINLY OUR GOVERNMENT
“Perfections of means and confusion of goals seem, in my opinion, to characterize our age.” – Albert Einstein
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE THIS DO YOU KNOW
“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” - John Kenneth Galbraith, Canadian-American Economist
LET’S NOT GO THERE……OOOPS! COULD NOT RESIST
- I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.