“There’s a chance that you get hit by a car. There’s a chance you get a disease. But, they are chances. But, there’s also a likelihood that the [financial] covenant will be worked out, as it has in the past;” As quoted in WWD by Dov Charney, CEO of American Apparel, regarding their odds on going bankrupt.
OKAY DOV – BUT I’D RATHER TAKE ODDS ON GETTING HIT BY A CAR.
“I don’t want to abolish government, I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.” Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform.
GO GROVER!! AND, IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT TAXES. IT’S DYSFUNCTIONAL, PERIOD!
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul’s support.” George Bernard Shaw
DOES THIS SUGGEST SOME OF THE POLITICS GOING INTO THE MID-TERM ELECTIONS? HELLOOOOO!
“GIVE EM’ HELL HARRY” – ONE OF THE GREATS
“…failure to prepare is preparing to fail.”
HOW TRUE – OUT OF A BEST SELLING NOVEL BY DON WINSLOW
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read – Groucho Marx
WE CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON GROUCHO FOR A FEW LAUGHS
Lawyer asks woman why, in her will, she requests her ashes be scattered over Bloomingdale’s. Response: “That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week.”
OH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS – WHEN WOMEN USED TO GO TO THEIR FAVORITE DEPARTMENT STORE TWICE A WEEK!!
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.”
WHO ELSE BUT YOGI BERRA